My brother-in-law (BIL) that came in town - DID in fact stay with us (he did not get a room, as previously thought - but he was MIA one night)...anyway...I have just about every Bath & Body Work (BBW) product ever made...I try to stay current with the new releases...I will use the stuff for a while and then give the rest away. My two favorite scents are "Brown Sugar Fig and Freshwater Cucumber"....I have the wallflowers, hand sanitizers, bath gels, lotions, etc...WAIT THIS IS NOT ABOUT ME!!!!! - ADDpatch has obviously run its course for the day...
So my BIL goes to take a shower and I'm in my bedroom with door close (down the hall) and all of a sudden I start to choke on a scent...its all in my throat and nose...I immediately call ADDhubby to come to the BR to ask him what the fuck is going on...did somebody spill something? is his brother going to the club? Is his brothers nose stopped up and he cant smell that shit...ADDhubby turned on the ceiling fan and went to talk to his brother...
Once the aroma died down, I went into the den, where they were and BIL asks me if I like "Cool Citrus Basil" or some shit like that...I assume he is talking about a BBW mens fragrance...so I say "I bought some for ADDhubby, but he didnt like it (he actually saw it was from Bath and Body Works, said it was gay and he didnt want it) and gave it to ADDson#1"...My BIL proceeds to tell me how good it smells and how many compliments he gets, blah, blah, blah...I thought the conversation was over and this mothafucka went into his bag and brought back the bottle...."WHY THE FUCK IS HIS GAY ASS WEARING THE WOMENS VERSION?"...I asked if he knew that it was for women and he said that he didnt care, it smelled good on him.
I'm sorry but that just confirmed the "gay" theory that I always had about him...I wanted to say Bitch Please, sit yo Dennis Rodman, Ru Paulish, Little Richard, punk-ass down...I just looked at ADDhubby like, you know we gonna talk about this shit later on...hahahahah
I do not have a problem with GAY people, even though I dont understand how anyone can willingly take a dick in the ass (or why anyone would want to put their dick in someone ass - where dooky comes from...just seems unsanitary to me)...my issue is with the men that SAY they are not gay, but act just as flaming as they wanna be....just come on out cause you aint fooling no-body!
So my question today is:
Do you know any men that you would swear were gay, but they say they are not and even act offended that you ask them (yes i told one guy I thought he was gay and he stopped speaking to me for a long time...a bitch move to me, but whatever)?
A
26.11.07
Bitch Please!
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Yeap: there is this guy that use to get french tips acrylic on his nails..that shyt is gay but he was all many and shyt..never understood that
I dated a guy once that insisted on sitting on his feet in a chair or the couch like a little ol bitch...that screamed gay to me but again he was all manly and shyt...reminded me of Usher in fact.
This guy at work..Im still tryin to figure out, I caught that nicca sitting on his foot too, and he got a little switch but he dresses real thuggish....YOU JUST NEVA EVA KNO!
-Shaving mustache off..blech! GAY
-Listening to Chris Brown, Omarion, Usher, Lloyd....GAY
-Lip Gloss GAY
-Crossing arms GAY
-smackin teeth GAY
-rolling eyes GAY
-carrying a compact, nail file, clear polish, lip gloss GAY
-shaving legs and under arm pits GAY
thats all I can think of for now, Im sure there is sooo much more..LOL, that was fun
Sidenote: I have nothing against gay people, I absolutely adore them, they are cool as fcku.
Dang Poc, you were ready for this, werent you....I agree with all of them and need to add:
-taking all day to get dressed (primping) - GAY
-man buying enemas on the regular - GAY (yes, I know these men that do this and still insist they are not gay)
Dang Im drawing a blank...Im gonna find Rashaan...I know he will have some good ones!
HILARIOUS!!!
Hi by the way, this is my first time by. Found you by way of Rashan.
I LOVE brown sugar fig and was SO mad when I went out of town last month forgetting I had my BIG tube of body cream in my purse and it got confiscated by airport security. UGH!
Yeah, bil is definitely suspect. I've never known anyone personally that denied they were gay, but I've got a built in gay-o-meter. I can ALWAYS tell when a man is gay.
hey goddess, thats real fucked up about the airport throwing the BBW away, somebody need to write a letter explaining that that shit aint cheap!
Are you serious that youve never known a MAN that was very feminine, that dated women (whether he told you or not)?
Girl I see it more often than I care to....I wanna shake the woman and say "this muthafucka, probably get a period, he has so much Estrogen in his system"..."wake the fuck up, desperate ass bitch"...oh sorry...I went there, its a peeve of mine (can you tell:)
Again, let me stress (before I get hate mail) that I dont care if a person is openly gay or in the closet gay...its the hiding, acting or plain ole denying and affecting other people with their denials, that piss me off.
A
Rashan, where you at...probably creating the prototype for that damn "Swagtastic" phone
hahahaha...@Rashan....yes, I knew you would crack me up...52.7%...I love it.
All of those were on point!
I hope you got the poltergeist out of your car (lights)!
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