that is the question I often ask myself. I'm an inappropriate laugher. I laugh when people fall (before I check to see if they are okay). I laugh at kids getting a whooping (the dances, the faces, the begging and pleading just crack me up).
Last night Xanbaby (my grandsons) mother called me in hysterics about the lack of progress that Xanbaby has made in potty training. He will be 3 in March and wears pull-ups. The ISSUE is that he refuses to Boo-Boo on the potty. He pees on the potty all day, and has even advanced to standing up while peeing. Xanbaby waits until he is nice and clean then finds a private spot to shit, then goes to the potty, grabs said shit (from his ass) and tries to put it in the potty, but usually gets smeared on the toilet seat...YUCK, plus his boo-boo smells like hes been eating collard green, chitterlings, applesauce and grapes - strong odor, yet loose in consistency.
I was cracking up MAINLY because I don't have to clean it up and secondly he let out a turd in the tub (2nd bath of the night - from a previous boo-booing episode) and was dumping water on it with a cup to make it float...hahahahahaah She, on the other hand was not nearly as jolly as I was...she was PISSED and said that she was going to beat him while he was wet. I urged her to take a walk outside, smoke a cigarette and then come back and talk to him. Xanbaby called me about 30 minutes later and said "Ro-Ro, I OK, but I supposed to go to the potty for boo-boo"...
I've never had this issue (Boo-Boo) 
before...has anyone ever had difficulty training a toddler the correct time/way to let it all out....or at least a funny potty training story so I can continue to laugh.
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See, that's the kind of stuff I'm gonna have to learn NOT to laugh at when I have kids. But since I don't have any now, I'm cracking up at the situation.
Ha! I laugh at inappropriate times too, but mainly at myself. I get my jokes…
That is nasty about the boo-boo. I couldn’t imagine potty training a kid. Sounds fun! Lol
Rashan - you get it? its hard to keep from laughing when it aint your kid...I crack up daily
Ms. Puddin...girl wait till you have the spawns, it wont be funny then. I also tell lots of jokes as right after I finish I say "get it" and crack up..
Poc, you was a shit-smearing baby too...girl what did yo momma do to get you to stop, so I can pass along some hope.
Yeah, she much cleaned it up and moved my crib from the wall....as for lil man, yeah...I have nothing..LOL
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