and not the good sweat that comes from a hot night of mad, passionate, every position sex. This sweat is produced because ovaries, uterus and whatever the hell surrounds the womb, where snatched from my body by way of voluntary hysterctomy. Yes, that right I signed up for this shit and now I want to kick my own ASS.
Four years ago all I saw was a big ass neon flashing sign that read "NO MORE PERIODs!!!!", but I clearly did not take the time to read the fine print that now I believe sounds like one of the medication commercials that the voice runs through extremely fast...side effects include....well my voice announcer voice says "side effects include "NIGHT SWEATS, DAY SWEATS, ALL-THE-FUCKING-TIME-SWEATS; SLEEP DEPRIVATION, MOOD SWINGS, VARYING FEELINGS BETWEEN HIGH AND LOSS OF SEX DRIVE; VAGINAL DRYNESS - WHY ARE WOMEN NOT WARNING EVERYONE ABOUT THIS SHIT?...oh and my announcer voice is laughing at me while thinking "a period ain't so bad after all".
The best way to describe the sweatiness that is me, is that someone has a voodoo doll (if you believe in that shit - which I don't...just trying to draw a picture for the visual people)...and someone is outlining the doll with a struck match or lighter all day. Some days feel like the voo-doo priestess said "FUCK IT" and threw the doll in a fireplace...and NO I'm not exaggerating!
I went into Cinna.bo.n on Christmas Eve at closing time and the worker/baker, whatever she was, asked me if everything was okay...I was sweating profusely and she probably thought I was getting ready to rob her and was nervous...I was so embarrassed.
I've tried creams, lotions, pills, patches, vitamins, holistic shit and nothing works!!!!!! It's progressively getting worse and I don't know what to do. If anyone is considering this as an option, I URGE you to reconsider!....
Puddle of water girl!
26.12.07
SWEAT, SWEAT, EVERYWHERE...
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Damn...
It's like that?!?!?!
In that case, I'm suddenly LOOKING FORWARD TO AUNT FLOW'S NEXT VISIT!!!
I second that emotion Ms be.....girl have you tried getting one of those handheld fans? Do you drink lots of water? I know you probably have considered all of these things, Im just trying to help. Dang...sucks to be you. One of my cousins sweats profusely too but its not from the H procedure its from the Gastric Bypass, I guess the meds she takes causes her to sweat. I hope it gets better for you...if not FCK IT walk around with a see through shirt everywhere so people can see your nips perk...LMAO JUST KIDDING tryna get a laugh out for ya!!!!!
*stepping away slowly* I have nothing at all to add to this post. See ya later. LOL
@ Ms. B - Yes girl...that 1 week out the month is looking like a day at the beach now...
@ Poc - yes I have about 20 small fans everywhere around me...1 lady even bought me a fan necklace that came in very handy, but used too many batteries...maybe I was over-working it..and lets not forget..nips perk always anyway...hahahahah
@ Rashan---haha...sorry for the girly post, it has been one of those weeks...
Just wanted to swing by and wish you and yours a HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! :-)
[I've missed reading your posts...Hope all is well!!!]
what kind of fucked up pills are you taking that you sweat so much? sounds like time for a change of the birth control pills.
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