ADDson#3 and I got up early to go to garage sales and run errands...(ADDhubby had his friend call me to ask if he could go fishing)...we went to breakfast, picked up prescriptions, went for a tuxedo fitting (he's an escort in a debutante ball), went to the mall, Walmart, then lastly to Toy R US - they were having a sale and TJ Beary Tale was half off.
I searched the store high and low and finally asked a CSR, who told me they sold out...I went to the service desk to get a rain check, they were not giving them on the sale items....Now normally, pre-patch ADDMWS, would have clowned because what is the purpose of getting a rain check on a regularly priced item - you only want a rain check for the sales price, YES I am that person at the service desk that wants the manager, wants to see the policy and procedure book, and who wants the contact info for the corporate office - AGAIN pre-patch...instead I said "aww that's not fair" (like I'm 3) and moved on.
I was looking at a Diego (Dora the Explorer's male counterpart) toy, went to return it to the mid-shelf, and this "big ass box" falls on my face from the top shelf!!!!! This lady (another consumer/witness#1) ran over to me to check if I was okay - I was more embarrassed than hurt..so I said yes....
I found ADDson#3, he took one look at me and said what happened to you? What do you mean I asked (trying to play it off)...he said you look like a unicorn - remember I told y'all how light skinned I am - everything shows relatively quickly...I said "lets go now"...he asked if I told anybody, I said no, he said I should, so I filed a claim and left. PRE-patch, I would have showed my ass...but not now...I am as cool as a cucumber...
This just happened, so I wanted to document for my law suit...j/k or am I???
Has anyone ever had anything like this happen to them? if so how did you handle it/what was the outcome?
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10.11.07
Just when you are feeling good, BAM!
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I've had many embarassing experiences. One in particular, I remember one time where I was on the highway in '05, and had to urinate, I tried my best to wait until I reached any place, but couldn't.
Just my luck it wasn't a shouldered highway so I had to drive slow, and piss from the tiny opening of my driver's door.
Talk about embarassing!
Don..WTF,LOL
ADD, not to me but to my son. On my daughters 4th birthday my son fell off the slide at ____ and on his way down his left calf latched on to an open uncovered screw and it ripped his calf open around almost to the front of his leg. So I currently have a really big lawsuit against____. I think you should pursue legal action. If a company is negliglent than you should not be a victim to that, if not you it could have been a small child, you just never know. I wont name ___ but we will say, my kid can never be a kid..there again.
Don, how is that even possible...the mental picture is cracking me up...I thought all men kept a bottle in their car or something for this...obviously not you, huh...hahahaha
POC, I am so sorry to hear about your baby...I hope the people or brought to their knees!
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