Pre-Thanksgiving jitters

I have to have ADDfamily over for the celebration this year. Usually my mom comes to town and acts as a buffer - where I dont have to interact quite as much with them...but this year the buffer is not coming, niether are ADDson1/2 or my lil sissy (we still have not verbally talked since the incident)...so its just me, ADDson#3,

Sister in law (SIL) who is bringing her latest man who is 4'9 tall...(I laugh every time I see him), BIL-crackhead and his girlfriend that is not welcomed anywhere because shes weird and she calls the family to pick up his things from her house and 2 days later she takes them and him back - we are tired of the drama;

BIL the "effeminate" Pastor - who thinks he Creflo Dollar, Eddie Long or TD Jakes...luckily he never wants to stay at our house because he needs privacy (for his boy toys I believe);

my neighbors who, I'm beginning to realize are the most collectively ghetto family Ive ever met - from the momma (who favorite phrase is "He can suck my p*ssy") or the military dad who is the cheapest bastard in the world...he ALWAYS is looking for a hook-up and assigned each kid a free cuss day...(I wish a N*cca would)..their SIL who wants everyone else to raise her kids, but she keep receiving the benefits (Food stamps, child support, welfare, etc...), her man who she just left another state to get away from after he beat her ass and put her and her 5 yr old in the middle of the night....; a 65 yr old family friend that is dying from AIDs...I don't care about that part (I ain't fucking him)...but he goes through these bouts of itching and scratching and that shit is nasty to me...I make him sit in 1 spot with a sheet on it so that his "body flakes" can be easily carried away; who else....neighbors kids are not bad, they will come get a plate and vamp...but I'm not a hosty-host anyway...so all these different personalities is going to be somewhat difficult to manage.

Man, I can just see how this is going to go. I feel a headache coming on already. The only good thing is that my grandson (who lives in another state) will be here. Hopefully his presence will keep everyone on their best behavior.

Putting all my stock for a great, good, fair day in the visibility of a 2.5 year old...that's sad!

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