This is some BS

Even though I did not partake back then, I am truly pissed that 13 year old stuff is messing up my morning. I am referring to this…http://www.hurt911.org/mcdonalds.html

This rant is brought to you by the “shitty, tepid” coffee makers of one of the largest coffee emporiums to corner the market. (I’m trying not to get sued).

I woke up late this AM, and did not have time to make coffee, so I decided to swing by let’s just call them,” TOOHIGHFORACUP” for my morning fix. I requested a Mocha Latte, EXTRA HOT, large – I even used their stupid ass verbiage that I hate.

When I say EXTRA-HOT, that means that I want it to be so hot, you can see steam, so hot that you have to hurry and put it in the cupholder, so hot that they have to hand it to you via a pair of specially made tongs…hahaha…Naw if I say ”extra hot”, I WANT THE SHIT HOT! What I received was barely warm tap water for $5.00…yeah it was mocha flavored, but any other resemblance of a latte stopped there.

Of course I was in the drive through (a conspiracy of the man to deliver sub-par service for the same amount of money– will rant another time), and I was running late.

The lukewarm beverage was a slippery slope on my emotional downward spiral. I never got that “kick” – true coffee drinkers know the kick to which I refer. I felt sluggish. I had to come home and take a nap…wait I do that anyway…Um, I have not been able to lurk on other peoples blogs today…it’s just been horrible and I paid money to feel like this.

Normally I make my coffee and then nuke it until I see flames (well maybe not flames) and then I’m good to go…maybe I will call and complain - 8 hours later?, I will write a letter, or maybe just save the money next time and try to remember this downtrodden feeling.

Here’s to hot coffee all around

A