ADDson#2 done pissed me the fuck off!!! Yes in the post prior to this, I was singing his praises...I know, I know...these fucking kids be tripping! Here's what happened.
ADDson#2 asked me to do his taxes, last week. I told him that we needed to wait until he got both his W-2s in (he wanted to just do 1 of them, since he only worked a month at the other place)...I explained to him that not reporting all of his income was illegal (ask Ron I.sle.y and W.esly Sn.ipes)...now granted he aint making paper like that, but I just wanted to do things the right way. So then he starts calling me everyday for a week, asking me if the W-2 came yet...finally I said NO, don't call me with that bullshit no more, I will call you when they come...what the hell is so important anyway?...he beat around the bush and just said it was for something VERY important (to me that means your child), so I say "if it aint here by the weekend, I will front you the money and you can pay me back" (now keep in mind, he has NEVER gotten more than 400 back)...he said cool.
In trying to make a long story short, I will say the W-2 came on Sat, I did taxes on Sun and let him know that he should be expecting 1K back. Why the hell did this muthafucka TEXT me to ask if I was still gonna front him the money, so he can have it by 2/13. Let me back-up for a min...I did a mock run of my taxes, where I found out that I will end up having to pay SAM (not my damn uncle) approximately 8K (I'm self employed, blah, blah, blah)...fast forward...I TEXT ADDson#2 back and say well No I just found out that I owe 8K in taxes, blah, blah, blah...this UNGRATEFUL BASTARD proceeds to text me back to ask if I remembered that I was the one who offered the advance!!!!
What???!!!! I went the fuck off (by text, however effective that can be---but I was all caps on that ass) Hell yeah I know that I offered HOWEVER the amount was WAY smaller and that was before I KNEW I OWED EIGHT THOUSAND DOLLARS TO THE GOVERNMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I then proceeded to tell him that he had some big ass balls to try to hold me to my intentional word, when his word aint worth SHIT, aint worth toilet paper to wipe my ass with, aint worth NOTHING! You got me fucked up!!! what the fuck do you need with the money so bad that you aint offered me a dime on my bill, but need so desperately. I'm the one that has bought YOUR daughter EVERYTHING she owns for the first year of her life!!! You need to be opening a savings account for YO child...he informed me that he wanted the money so he could take his girlfriend out for valentines day...I turned my phone off because the communication is over as far as I'm concerned...but I'm still heated.
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Are you freaking kidding me? Is he serious?
I have about a million n' one thoughts running through my mind after reading this post but the words that stick out most [at this very second] are Get The Fu*ck Outta Here!!!!!
HE CAN'T BE SERIOUS!!!!
DAMN THAT...can I pop him for you..LOL
@ Diva - that MO-Fo was very serious
@ Ms. B - had we been talking, thats what I wouldve said
@ poca - I have always been an equal opportunity Popper, ass beater, whooper...so yes have at him!
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